markdalester

Who am I? Around here i’m the Perez Hilton without the gay, the Ryan Seacrest without the cheese, The Sun but i don’t have tits. I am the Dalester providing your prescription dose of “news” from the fantasy world that celebs like to call reality. Every Charlie Sheen crack party (you know he won’t be winning Read More

The Last Airbender review

The Last Airbender is worse than a deep fried tampon, the plot is like an airplane crash with a surviving victim throwing his arms up in exultation before being slice and diced by a rogue propeller.

There Will be Blood review

Forget any social commentary that you might expect from a film all about oil, this is a monstrously beautiful character study of Daniel ‘the Plainview’ Day Lewis. The film is a series of tense events unfolding one after the other as the viewer realises the absolute loss of humanity one can suffer when doing anything Read More

Sex and the City 2 review

Is everyone on Flixter blind and deaf? Actually is everyone behind making this monstrousity of a ‘film’ blind and deaf? It’s a real shame to say (but not much of surprise) that there literally is not one positive thing to say about this, I could think of nicer things to say about Hitler. This film Read More

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