Where can you go for an 8 inch penis on a Wednesday at two in the afternoon? somewhere where they “will swallow”? Of course the answer to this is “Your mums”, but as we explore more of our extestential conscience we start to seek more definitive answers. at first this question seems chirlish and irrelevant Read More

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You’re 8-years old, you have finally managed to drag your parents to take you to the latest in the Madagascar instalment, where a surprisingly little amount of time is actually spent in Madagascar, you’ve got your popcorn and you sit back in the big seats and ready yourself for the main event. Then suddenly the Read More