Porn Star Christy Mack Offers Blowjob for Lego

Christy Mack, known for her academy nominated roles in Big Wet Tits 12 (it’s just amazing how they keep innovating with this saga) and Big Anal Asses, is playing for keeps offering a blowjob in return for the best Lego model to go in her home. Certainly a different take on the saying “use the gifts Read More

95% of the World are Pedophiles According to Morrissey

Massive vegetarianism advocate Morrissey, a man known for not mincing his words (get it mince… you know ‘cus he is a vegetarian an all), has come out with yet more words of wisdom saying that he sees no difference between eating animals and paedophilia! The reason behind this astounding comparison? “they are both rape, violence Read More

Well that was Swift!

Well girls and boys it would appear that Taylor Swift and her boyband boyfriend Harry Styles have broken up, just 3 months after they started dating last October. If Taylor’s track record is anything to go by, the relationship was only heading in One Direction (and you thought the title was bad) as 3 months Read More

Justin Beiber is a premature ejaculator…probably

Selena Gomez and Andy Samburg are cropping up on a quite a few talks shows recently to promote their latest film Hotel Transylvania. Gomez plays Mavis, the 188 year old daughter of Dracula and Samberg plays her boyfriend, Jonathan, despite a). being human and b.) the 167 age gap ( he’s 21 if you can’t Read More

How you remind me… Of the 00’s

Avril lavigne’s relationship status recently changed from “complicated” To engaged this week as her engagement to Nicklebacks front man Chad Kroger was announced. The two managed to keep there 6 month courtship out of the limelight, helped by the fact that anything to do with Nicklebacks seems to generate enough hate that Hitler would have Read More

Oh Audi, Don’t “Lose Yourself” in the Music

Eminem is suing car manufacturer Audi after they used a similar sounding version of “Lose Yourself” in their recent Audi A6 Avant Commercial. This has left his lawyers in a panicked confusion as they desperately try to remember what it’s like to instigate a court case rather than defend one, its claimant remember not defendant. Read More

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Who am I? Around here i’m the Perez Hilton without the gay, the Ryan Seacrest without the cheese, The Sun but i don’t have tits. I am the Dalester providing your prescription dose of “news” from the fantasy world that celebs like to call reality. Every Charlie Sheen crack party (you know he won’t be winning Read More

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