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Christy Mack

Porn Star Christy Mack Offers Blowjob for Lego

Christy Mack, known for her academy nominated roles in Big Wet Tits 12 (it’s just amazing how they keep innovating with this saga) and Big Anal Asses, is playing for keeps offering a blowjob in return for the best Lego model to go in her home. Certainly a different take on the saying “use the gifts Read More

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95% of the World are Pedophiles According to Morrissey

Massive vegetarianism advocate Morrissey, a man known for not mincing his words (get it mince… you know ‘cus he is a vegetarian an all), has come out with yet more words of wisdom saying that he sees no difference between eating animals and paedophilia! The reason behind this astounding comparison? “they are both rape, violence Read More

DIVERS RESCUE DOLPHIN

Dolphin Begs for Help, Swims Away

A dolphin tangled in fishing line sought help from a diver in the waters of Hawaii. The amazing encounter on January 11 was captured on video and the diver, Keller Laros, spent the better part of eight minutes tending to the needy mammal who readily accepted the help. Mr Laros was leading a group of Read More

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift

Well that was Swift!

Well girls and boys it would appear that Taylor Swift and her boyband boyfriend Harry Styles have broken up, just 3 months after they started dating last October. If Taylor’s track record is anything to go by, the relationship was only heading in One Direction (and you thought the title was bad) as 3 months Read More

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Madagascar 3 – “Scary as Hell”

You’re 8-years old, you have finally managed to drag your parents to take you to the latest in the Madagascar instalment, where a surprisingly little amount of time is actually spent in Madagascar, you’ve got your popcorn and you sit back in the big seats and ready yourself for the main event. Then suddenly the Read More

Selena Gomez and Andy Samberg

Justin Beiber is a premature ejaculator…probably

Selena Gomez and Andy Samburg are cropping up on a quite a few talks shows recently to promote their latest film Hotel Transylvania. Gomez plays Mavis, the 188 year old daughter of Dracula and Samberg plays her boyfriend, Jonathan, despite a). being human and b.) the 167 age gap ( he’s 21 if you can’t Read More

Avril and Chad

How you remind me… Of the 00′s

Avril lavigne’s relationship status recently changed from “complicated” To engaged this week as her engagement to Nicklebacks front man Chad Kroger was announced. The two managed to keep there 6 month courtship out of the limelight, helped by the fact that anything to do with Nicklebacks seems to generate enough hate that Hitler would have Read More

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Oh Audi, Don’t “Lose Yourself” in the Music

Eminem is suing car manufacturer Audi after they used a similar sounding version of “Lose Yourself” in their recent Audi A6 Avant Commercial. This has left his lawyers in a panicked confusion as they desperately try to remember what it’s like to instigate a court case rather than defend one, its claimant remember not defendant. Read More

Fast (and the Furious) Five review

The Fast and Furious series is as un-relentlessly ruthless as Saw is to creating sequels that hang together on a shoe string more frayed than the goat I fed to my 12m long Megalodon. Good fun never the less.

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